The Onion Movie

Cast44

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  Len Cariou

  Norm Archer

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  Steven Seagal

  Cock Puncher

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  Larissa Laskin

  Dana Dobbs

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  Ken Takemoto

  Sensei

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  Don McManus

  Dennis McCormick

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  Michael Bolton

  Michael Bolton

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  Ahmed Ahmed

  Ahmed

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  Brendan Fletcher

  White Black Guy Tim

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  Daniel Dae Kim

  Ivy Leaguer

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  Meredith Baxter

  Cooking Show Chef

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  Jed Rees

  Wizard Proteus

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  Rodney Dangerfield

  Rodney Dangerfield

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  Ahmed B. Badran

  Peruvian

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  Brian Powell

  Typical Neighbor Husband

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  Scott Klace

  Kip Kendall

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  Barbara Pilavin

  Alzheimers Old Lady

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  Sandy Kenyon

  Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

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  Orlando Seale

  Producer

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  Erik Stolhanske

  Producer

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  Sarah McElligott

  Melissa Cherry

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  Randy Oglesby

  Surgeon General

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  Kwame Boateng

  Dibo

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  Richard Fancy

  Kenneth Garber

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  Alex Solowitz

  The Masses

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  Savannah Haske

  Rapist Lisa

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  Rebecca Lowman

  Rape Victim Julie

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  Jim Gleason

  Steel Beam Architect

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  Michael Harney

  Line-Up Detective

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  Angel Cassidy

  Porn Star

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  Gauge

  Porn Star

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  Robert Hoffman

  Lollipop Love Dancer

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  Joel McHale

  Office Worker

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  Harry Shum Jr.

  Lollipop Love Dancer

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  Kevin Federline

  Lollipop Love Dancer

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  Bo Barrett

  Wigger Jim

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  Chrissy Metz

  Heavy Girl

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  Marshall Manesh

  Announcer

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  Greg Cipes

  Hippie Diplomant

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  Nick Chinlund

  Bryce Brand

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  Jim Rash

  Bryce's Manager

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  Paul Scheer

  Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

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  John Viener

  Peen Out Guy

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  Gedde Watanabe

  James Nakatami

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  Chris Villa

  Gay Guy