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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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5.1/10 • 119

1987-03-011h 36m

ActionAdventure

Pay the price for paradise!

A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Directors
Andy Sidaris
Writters
Andy Sidaris
Editors
Michael Haight

Top Billed Cast

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  1. Ronn Moss

    Ronn Moss

    Rowdy Abilene

  2. Dona Speir

    Dona Speir

    Donna Hamilton

  3. Hope Marie Carlton

    Hope Marie Carlton

    Taryn

  4. Harold Diamond

    Harold Diamond

    Jade

  5. Rodrigo Obregón

    Rodrigo Obregón

    Seth Romero

  6. Cynthia Brimhall

    Cynthia Brimhall

    Edy Stark

  7. Patty Duffek

    Patty Duffek

    Pattycakes

  8. Wolf Larson

    Wolf Larson

    J.J. Jackson

  9. Lory Green

    Lory Green

    Rosie

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DrMarty

Dec 14, 2012

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."

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Status
Released
Original Language
English
Budget
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Revenue
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Keywords
undercover agentdiamondhawaiibikinisexploitationillegal drugsdea agentjacuzzi