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Play-Mate of the Apes

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3.8/10 • 18

2002-02-261h 29m

Science FictionComedy

Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

Directors
John Bacchus
Writters
Debbie Rochon, Clancy Fitzsimmons
Editors
Debbie Rochon, Clancy Fitzsimmons, George Freeway

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  1. Erin Brown

    Erin Brown

    Commander Gaylor

  2. Darian Caine

    Darian Caine

    Uvula

  3. Debbie Rochon

    Debbie Rochon

    Dr. Cornholeous

  4. Anushka Garin

    Anushka Garin

    Lt. Pushkintucushkin

  5. Sharon Engert

    Sharon Engert

    Lt. Fornication

  6. Shelby Taylor

    Shelby Taylor

    Barbarian Queen

  7. John Bacchus

    John Bacchus

    Captain Laid

  8. John Paul Fedele

    John Paul Fedele

    Heston

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GenerationofSwine

Jan 12, 2023

1/10

Were you expecting monkey sex? Be honest. I'll admit I was kind of thinking monkey sex when I picked it up. Kind of disappointed wasn't it? At least have two people dressed up as apes ala The Bloodhound Gang going at it. Do you have that song stuck in your head now? The Bad Touch? Be honest, it's OK, the Bloodhound Gang was a fun band. Nothing to be ashamed of there. Anyway.... What you do get is lesbians and fake boobs and cheap humor and a pink gorilla. What you don't get is an adaptation of Planet of the Apes that is any real fun. And that is what you are looking for isn't it? It's not really monkey sex, you were kind of looking for a soft pornographic spoof of a science-fiction classic. And as fun as it was, it kind of failed in the spoof department. I'd honestly give it 10 stars if it had any other title, just because you expect cheap humor and boobs from movies like this. But with a title like "Play-Mate of the Apes," you also expected the humor to be more relevant to Planet of the Apes and it failed to deliver that.

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Status
Released
Original Language
English
Budget
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Revenue
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Keywords
parodyerotic movie