
Celestino y el Vampiro
Visit website8.0/10 • 1
2003-10-27 • 1h 30m
A bloodfat comedy
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
- Directors
- Radamés Sánchez
- Writters
- Radamés Sánchez
- Editors
- Radamés Sánchez, David Moscoso

Celestino y el Vampiro
Visit website2003-10-27 • 1h 30m
8.0/10 • 1
A bloodfat comedy
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
- Directors
- Radamés Sánchez
- Writters
- Radamés Sánchez
- Editors
- Radamés Sánchez, David Moscoso
Top Billed Cast
View CreditsAxel Anderson
Siegfried Von Krank
Jaime Hamilton
Celestino
René Monclova
Best friend
Eugenio Monclova
El Vampiro
Amneris Morales
Yvonne Caro Caro
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- Spanish
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