Santa with Muscles
Visit website3.7/10 • 81
1996-11-08 • 1h 38m
He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
- Directors
- John Murlowski
- Writters
- Dorrie Krum Raymond, Fred Mata, Jonathan Bond
- Editors
- Dorrie Krum Raymond, William Marrinson
Santa with Muscles
Visit website1996-11-08 • 1h 38m
3.7/10 • 81
He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
- Directors
- John Murlowski
- Writters
- Dorrie Krum Raymond, Fred Mata, Jonathan Bond
- Editors
- Dorrie Krum Raymond, William Marrinson
Top Billed Cast
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Hulk Hogan
Blake
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Don Stark
Lenny
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth
William Newman
Chas
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- Status
- Released
- Original Language
- English
- Budget
- --
- Revenue
- $220,198.00
- Keywords
- amnesiasanta clausmillionairechristmas