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Jayson Bend: Queen and Country

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5.3/10 • 12

2015-05-010h 49m

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Jayson Bend (also known as “Agent 009”) is an openly gay British super spy! Modeled completely after James Bond, he drives fast and plays hard - always with other hot boys. In this truly impressive 48-minute parody/homage, the first in an on-going series, Jayson teams up with a sexy Swiss counterpart to try and stop the world’s largest global hair salon chain, and their nefarious CEO, from launching a satellite that will threaten the very fate of human existence. Don’t miss this exhilarating new thrill ride!

Directors
Matt Carter
Writters
Andrew Faure
Editors
Andrew Faure, Matt Carter

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  1. Davis Brooks

    Davis Brooks

    Jayson Bend

  2. William Ludwig

    William Ludwig

    Max Johnson

  3. Paul Norton

    Paul Norton

    Ray Perdood

  4. Tom Read Wilson

    Tom Read Wilson

    Alec DeCoque

  5. Djalenga Scott

    Djalenga Scott

    Katya Kokhov

  6. Chris Lew Kum Hoi

    Chris Lew Kum Hoi

    Dr. Tu Yang

  7. Jonathan Hansler

    Jonathan Hansler

    G

  8. Louise Templeton

    Louise Templeton

    L

  9. Wayne Fitzsimmons

    Wayne Fitzsimmons

    Evil Hairdresser

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CinemaSerf

Mar 28, 2022

6/10

What makes this James Bond parody quite interesting is that it quite successfully juxtaposes all the heterosexual stereotyping and language into an homosexual environment. The "Dr. Goodhead" & "Pussy Galore" characterisations renamed "Alec Du Coque" and "Katya Kokhov". The story - not that it matters - is of an evil hair salon owner who has devised a cunning plan to take over every hairdressers in the world by way of some secret formula and a satellite. British intelligence sends it's best agent ("009") - a very suave, dapper Davis Brooks to sort him out. Tom Read Wilson (his lovestruck sidekick - bears a passing resemblance to Rami Malek) and Paul Norton in his best Steven Berkoff role as the baddie have their tongues firmly planted somewhere (best not to ask). It's had some decent cash to play with; it's got all the gadgets, fast cars, designer suits and the photography, effects and style of the thing aren't at all bad. Sure, the humour is a bit puerile with loads of clumsy double-entendres - but hey, isn't James Bond?

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Released
Original Language
English
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