The Green Butchers main backdrop
The Green Butchers main poster

The Green Butchers

Visit website

7.1/10 • 275

2003-03-081h 40m

Comedy

There is something mythological about killing an animal and then mocking it by sticking it into its own intestine

A black comedy featuring two butchers, Svend "Sweat" and Bjarne, who start their own shop to get away from their arrogant boss. Cannibalism is soon introduced to the plot, and further complications arise due to the reappearance of Bjarne's intellectually disabled twin brother Eigil.

Directors
Anders Thomas Jensen
Editors
Anders Villadsen

Top Billed Cast

View Credits
  1. Nikolaj Lie Kaas

    Nikolaj Lie Kaas

    Bjarne / Eigil

  2. Mads Mikkelsen

    Mads Mikkelsen

    Svend

  3. Line Kruse

    Line Kruse

    Astrid

  4. Nicolas Bro

    Nicolas Bro

    Hus Hans

  5. Aksel Erhardtsen

    Aksel Erhardtsen

    Villumsen

  6. Bodil Jørgensen

    Bodil Jørgensen

    Tina

  7. Ole Thestrup

    Ole Thestrup

    Holger

  8. Lily Weiding

    Lily Weiding

    Juhl

  9. Camilla Bendix

    Camilla Bendix

    Beate

Reviews1

View Reviews
r96sk Avatar

r96sk

Oct 3, 2023

9/10

Sweeney Todd... if he were a butcher? I watched this as part of my run through Mads Mikkelsen's filmography, but it may as well be a Nikolaj Lie Kaas 'watchathon' given how often he has appeared - not that I'm complaining, I like him as an actor. Him and Mikkelsen (how about that trim!) are terrific all the way through this 2003 flick. The story is a surprisingly simple one but is one that never bores or overstays its welcome, the 90 or so minute run time is perfectly selected in that regard. It's a pretty messed up story but an entertaining one at that, you can probably predict large portions from a certain point - yet even then there are still bits that are against that grain. Humour-wise it's solid if not spectacular, though a lot of it is naturally likely lost in translation... it still has its moments, mind. Elsewhere, I enjoyed the score a fair amount, it reminded me ever so slightly of a tiny bit of music from 2011's (outstanding) 'Source Code'. In short: 'The Green Butchers' is excellent. I'd personally recommend that you check it out. looks like Andy Milligan and John Miranda did just that 33 years prior this with 'Bloodthirsty Butchers'... kudos!

Media

  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster
  • The Green Butchers poster

Recommendations

  • Flickering Lights main backdrop

    Flickering Lights

    7.2

  • Open Hearts main backdrop

    Open Hearts

    6.9

  • Finsterworld main backdrop

    Finsterworld

    6.4

  • Interruption main backdrop

    Interruption

    6.9

  • Daytime Drinking main backdrop

    Daytime Drinking

    7.0

  • No Backdrop

    Anders

    6.9

  • The Snowman main backdrop

    The Snowman

    6.0

  • Adam's Apples main backdrop

    Adam's Apples

    7.5

  • Kitchen Stories main backdrop

    Kitchen Stories

    7.0

  • Third Star main backdrop

    Third Star

    7.1

  • Bleeder main backdrop

    Bleeder

    6.7

  • A War main backdrop

    A War

    6.6

  • Shame main backdrop

    Shame

    7.5

  • In China They Eat Dogs main backdrop

    In China They Eat Dogs

    7.4

  • The Trixxer main backdrop

    The Trixxer

    6.4

  • Buena Vista Social Club main backdrop

    Buena Vista Social Club

    7.5

  • Return to House on Haunted Hill main backdrop

    Return to House on Haunted Hill

    5.4

  • Ravenous main backdrop

    Ravenous

    5.9

  • You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger main backdrop

    You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

    5.9

  • Hiroshima Mon Amour main backdrop

    Hiroshima Mon Amour

    7.7

Status
Released
Original Language
Danish
Budget
--
Revenue
--
Keywords
brotherblack humorbutcherbutcher's shopcar crash