2002-12-23 • 1h 30m

Andy Van Allen, former hero of a cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy recieves an ususual offer - the Children of Castor fan club organising a cruise around the Greek islands with him as the prinicipal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Directors

Declan Lowney

Writters

Tim Firth, Peter Baynham, Michael Marshall Smith

Editors

Tim Firth, Peter Baynham, Michael Marshall Smith, Chris Dickens