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4.3/10 • 1K

2012-05-111h 23m

HorrorThrillerComedy

Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror.

After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.

Directors
John Gulager
Writters
Joel Soisson, Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan
Characters
Joel Soisson, Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan, Pete Goldfinger
Editors
Joel Soisson, Kirk M. Morri

Top Billed Cast

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  1. Danielle Panabaker

    Danielle Panabaker

    Maddy

  2. Matt Bush

    Matt Bush

    Barry

  3. Katrina Bowden

    Katrina Bowden

    Shelby

  4. Jean-Luc Bilodeau

    Jean-Luc Bilodeau

    Josh

  5. David Koechner

    David Koechner

    Chet

  6. Chris Zylka

    Chris Zylka

    Kyle

  7. Adrian Martinez

    Adrian Martinez

    Big Dave

  8. Paul James Jordan

    Paul James Jordan

    Travis

  9. Meagan Tandy

    Meagan Tandy

    Ashley

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John Chard

May 20, 2014

1/10

The joke is firmly on us. I myself like a lot of cinematic offerings that require the brain to be left at the door. There's something very calming about being able to sit back and drive oneself into a movie with absolutely no worries about themes, agendas, politico posturing and etc. What shouldn't be tolerated is when film makers ask you to not only leave your brain at the door, but to also dribble with it and slam dunk it into the nearest garbage can. Alexandre Aja's 2010 redux of Piranha was a whole bunch of fun, even away from the 3D, in 2D form it had a devilish glint in its eye, but this on the other hand is an embarrassment to all involved. Who doesn't love the female form? Whatever your sexual proclivities et al, you would have to be dead to not appreciate the splendour of Eve's offspring. But when it's your main selling point, when you are only trying to please a very small movie watching demographic, then you got problems. John Gulager (director in the broadest context of the word) wants to craft a Porky's for this latest hairy palmed generation, whilst he even thinks a touch of Grindhouse might curry favour with the mall rats and skaters. Everything about this picture stinks, the acting, the hopeless attempts at suspense, badly timed jokes, poor stereotyping, laughable effects work, and on it goes. Standing up and saying it's meant to be tacky, corny and tongue in cheek just doesn't cut the mustard here, bad film making is just that, especially when it's done purely to make money. Right, I'm off to dive into a tank full of piranha fish, because that will surely be better than having to ever sit through this movie again. 1/10

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Status
Released
Original Language
English
Budget
$5,000,000.00
Revenue
$8,493,728.00
Keywords
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