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4.0/10 • 28

1989-09-01 • 1h 24m

Horror

Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Directors
Andrew Jordan
Writters
Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis
Editors
Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis, Barry J. Gillis

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  1. Amber Lynn

    Amber Lynn

    Reporter

  2. Barry J. Gillis

    Barry J. Gillis

    Don Drake

  3. Bruce Roach

    Bruce Roach

    Fred Horton

  4. Doug Bunston

    Doug Bunston

    Doug Drake

  5. Jan W. Pachul

    Jan W. Pachul

    Dr. Lucas

  6. Patricia Sadler

    Patricia Sadler

    Susan Drake

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Tourma Avatar

Tourma

Mar 5, 2025

What.

Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap Evil Dead knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.

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Status
Released
Original Language
English
Budget
$35,000.00
Revenue
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Keywords
monsterexperimentpregnancygoreporn stargiant insectchainsawparasitecanuxploitationfemale reporter